Ad Nauseum

Dear Old Auntie Beeb is finally losing the plot, my correspondence with Meirion Jones being closed with a pathetic bout of name calling from the Producer person. Many things I have been called but a "Glory Hunter"?? Don't recall Arsenal threatening to win anything 25 years ago when I started going but still nil desperandum. Bloody hell, if the Don Howe days were all about Glory then God help us if the club ever really gets into trouble.

Now for a public information service announcement, courtesy of the BBC. Apparently, the Jupiler League is not called that. Sorry to all our Belgian readers and to their sponsors, Jupiler. You are Jupiter. Look I know it is inconvenient and means thousands of Euros being spent rebranding but the man from the Beeb said you are Jupiter so what can you do?

I'm not surprised by the inaccuracy but interestingly, Jones Bach has categorically stated that Arsenal have lied over the past five years about the loan and their relationship with Beveren. So Ashburton Grove will be hosting Conference Football then. Because the Man From The Beeb says it is the case and therefore, it has to be true. After all, they could not have got anything wrong in their report, could they? Not a chance, as they have seen the documents. Could not be bothered to photograph them properly so we have to take their word for it.